(Source: falconwoman)

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

word of advice

never angrily google “HOW CAN I JUST GET HIRED AS A FUCKING SECRETARY” in public

thatfunnyblog:

i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier

(Source: pansypunx)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

princeowl:

hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

uh

https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

JESUS

CHRIST

THIS DUDE.

gamsee:

how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do

how to pay bills 

itsvondell:

1. get bill
2. ??????????
3. i have to pay the?? money
4. get th money
5. >???? where do i put it

phleps:

a sex toy factory called the Satisfactory 

hikkomijian:

if you wanna date me you have to fight my 7 evil anxieties 

(Source: hikkomijian1)

mr-egbutt:

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.