The doctor:my name is what
The doctor:my name is who
The doctor:my name is chicka chicka slim Shady

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

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#ME

"While filming a scene for Season Three of Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke found herself being heckled. The Khaleesi might have been in the process of checking out the Unsullied, a ferocious slave army willing to lose their nipples with nary a peep, but the “very overexcited Moroccan men” playing the soldiers were busy checking out the lovely 26-year-old Brit and her equally lovely co-star Nathalie Emmanuel. And whistling. And catcalling. It was a moment that called for a graceful intervention. “So basically when the cameras weren’t rolling, I made sure that I individually eyeballed every single one of them until they realized that we were a force to be reckoned with,” Clarke says. “Just because we were girls didn’t mean that we couldn’t be badass.” Without her having to say a word, her tactic brought the men to a heel: “They underestimated the intensity and ferocity of a woman’s stare.” Adds executive producer D.B. Weiss in his telling of the story, “Then she came back to the tent and talked for a good 10 minutes about how funny it would be in a later scene if Dany farted in the bathtub."

- Emilia Clarke (Rolling Stone Magazine)

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kanyewesticle:

Smart thinking paul

kanyewesticle:

Smart thinking paul

chocolate-rdj:

Robert Downey Jr. with 11-year-old Ty Simpkins on the set of Iron Man 3

"I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun. I want to hear about it because I know it’s possible, and because I want it for myself."

- Mindy Kaling on how “Married People Need to Step it Up”  (via phenomenaaa)

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solluxyaoi:

“wow hes really attractive”

“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

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thegutlesswonder:

a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs

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shavingryansprivates:

MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING

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shinyv:

so here we have the gym and the gym gym

shinyv:

so here we have the gym and the gym gym

top ten shameless ships as voted by my followers
9. lip gallagher & mandy milkovich

veryghostlythoughts:

Today while at work a guy came in and brought 10 dozen eggs. After I gave him his change and the last bag of eggs he looked at me with the most serious expression ever and said “eggcellent” before walking away and I swear in that moment I had never been happier to sell a man eggs